Keeping Up With Scott Disick

He has a collection of the most coveted cars on the market, a penchant for designer watches and an affection for expensive grooming products, but besides having high-end tastes, Scott Disick is confident that no one understands what it is he actually does. Thus, the father of two and long-time boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian goes about setting the record straight as to what business deals he’s actually conducting while chatting into his iPhone 5 Sunday nights on E!’s “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.”

10 AM Wake up shower and shave.

10: 30 AM I moisturize with Crème de la Mer.

11 AM I prepare an outfit with a fine luxurious blend of the best fabrics out there on the market today, a bespoke suit from Savile Row or Tom Ford.

11: 45 AM I choose an important shoe to go with the outfit.

12 PM My biggest choice of the day is the wristwatch. If the day is professional and I know I have important meetings or am closing a business deal, I will wear what feels to be the most successful of my watches: a Patek Philippe. If my day seems more relaxed I will just wear a Rolex. If I know I have an event to go to and I want to be a little flashy I will wear one of my completely flawless diamond Jacob and Co. watches.

12:30 PM Another hard decision comes to hand: picking the right vehicle for the day. If it’s a nice day and the sun is out, I will take my Rolls Royce Drophead Convertible. If I’m in a sportier mood, I will take my 458 Ferrari. But if I’m just looking to lay back and enjoy my day, I will take my Bentley Mulsanne.

1 PM I like to get whatever business deals I’m involved in done on the early side of the day so I can be home early. Having dinner with my family is priority.

1-6 PM Most of my work is done on the phone or from a home office due to the fact I deal with a lot of people in other cities, though most are in New York. I’m sure a lot of people have no idea what it is that I do. The truth is I work in various industries. I have done a lot of private label manufacturing in the nutrition biz and have raised money for startup companies. I tend to invest money into nightlife businesses with the friends of mine that are involved in nightclubs and what not.

6 PM Once my day lightens up, I like to get home and relax; I don’t like to leave once I’m there.

7 PM I have dinner with my family.

8:30 PM I love to get a little Internet time every night to research luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats.

10 PM Every night I unwind by watching old reruns of “Seinfeld.”